Is oxygen really that good for you?

dove oxygen shampoo officialI don’t find time for huge amounts of television these days, and certainly not adverts. But I recently caught an advert for Dove Oxygen Shampoo out of the corner of my eye, and it brought me up short. Of course, beauty products are full of nonsense generally. Think, for example, of L’Oreal’s famous ingredient, ‘Boswelox’. (A word which, thanks to the wonderful Karl Pilkington, has since acquired a whole new meaning.) A little while ago I wrote a post about a toothpaste that was claiming to contain ‘liquid calcium’ (if it were true, cleaning your teeth would be much more exciting, trust me). It’s just par for the course. Really, is there any point wasting valuable energy continuing to be annoyed by these things?

Well yes, actually. Because this kind of silly hogwash just reinforces the ridiculous ‘science is so terribly hard, oooh aren’t all the complicated words impressive?’ attitude that is so frustratingly prevalent in the world today.

Besides which, picking apart this kind of thing is practically the reason for the existence of this blog. So here goes.

Firstly, a few snippets from Dove’s website:

“Oxygen & Moisture shampoo, conditioner and finishing products are pumped with Oxyfusion Technology, a new generation of moisture. This system moisturises fine, flat hair, giving you hair volume.”

And clicking through a bit further:

“[the shampoo] provides conditioning ingredients fused with oxygen as it instantly dissolves on your hair and breathes life into it.”

Hm.

Let’s start with that last sentence. Firstly: it dissolves on your hair? What does that mean? I’m just going to mention here that the meaning of the word dissolve is taught in year 7 (first year, in old money) science in all secondary schools in this country, and has been for many, many years. So everyone should know it, even the employees of the media company that came up with this tosh. (If you don’t, and you’ve ever muttered anything whatsoever about slipping standards and/or grade inflation, shame on you.)

‘Dissolve’ usually refers to solids. Salt dissolves in water. Sugar dissolves in tea (yes all right, also mostly water). It means that the solid becomes incorporated into the liquid, forming a solution. I haven’t checked, but I’m assuming Dove’s shampoo is not solid, as that would make it rather difficult to get out of the bottle.

Ok, oils and fats dissolve in certain solvents (not water mind you), and they could feasibly be liquid and yet the word still applies. True enough. It’s possible that the original text was ‘dissolves the grease on your hair’ (more or less accurate enough), and some marketing guy said, ‘I like really love it, I really reaaaahhhly do, but can we just lose two words from the middle?’

And yes, I think it’s safe to assume their shampoo mixes with water, because that is quite an important feature of shampoo, but they haven’t said ‘dissolves in the water’, they’ve said ‘dissolves on the hair’, which does sort of give the impression that it’s your hair that’s somehow dissolving the shampoo. Which is just weird.

But misuse of the world dissolve is only a minor irritation. No, my bigger problem is ‘ingredients fused with oxygen’. What the Dove does that mean?

For years and years we’ve been told that oxidants are bad. Or at least, that antioxidants are good (although this hasn’t really been backed up by scientific studies).

Is it difficult to work out that oxygen is an oxidant? It’s the granddaddy of oxidants. It’s the oxidant that all the other oxidants were named after. Oxy/oxi – see?

Chemists have two definitions of oxidation, but they’re broadly equivalent. Oxidation can be thought of as gaining oxygen, or it can be thought of as loss of electrons. Electrons are the negatively-charged particles that surround atoms. I mention them because the phrase ‘free radicals’ often turns up in the same breath as ‘antioxidants’. Free radicals are atoms or molecules which have an unpaired electron. Electrons like to be paired up. They REALLY like to be paired up. When they’re not, they’ll do pretty much anything they can to get paired up. Unpaired electrons are, if you like, the desperate guy at the nightclub at the end of the night. This makes them incredibly reactive, which means they can cause cell damage.

Worse, this happens in a chain reaction – meaning that a single free radical can do an awful lot of harm. So where to antioxidants come in? Well, antioxidants react with free radicals and essentially stop them in their tracks.

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Don’t suck on this.

Jolly good. But you see where I’m going here? Oxygen is the complete opposite of this. Yes, we breathe oxygen. It’s quite important stuff. Certainly, if you run out of it you’re in trouble. But it’s far from harmless. The air we breathe is only about twenty-one percent oxygen. Too much oxygen is flat-out dangerous. Breathe air with something like 50% oxygen for any length of time and you risk damaging your lungs, eyes and central nervous system. Really. Hospitals control oxygen use very carefully, and scuba divers who use it have to undergo rigorous training. The fad for oxygen bars has caused real concern in some quarters.

What does ‘ingredients fused with oxygen’ mean? Does it mean Dove have somehow dissolved oxygen in their shampoo? I’m certain that it doesn’t, because this wouldn’t be stable, and it would likely cause your shampoo to ‘go off’ in some way very quickly. Does it mean that their shampoo contains an ingredient that releases oxygen somehow? Hydrogen peroxide famously does this, when it breaks down into oxygen and water. Of course hydrogen peroxide is used to bleach hair, so… probably not (and anyway, again, not stable).

I looked up the ingredients in Dove Oxygen Moisture shampoo (and I’ve reproduced them below). To be honest, looking at the list I’m drawing a blank. My suspicion is that they’re using ‘oxygen’ simply because it’s the latest trendy thing. Oxygen is common enough – water contains one atom of oxygen in every molecule for starters, so they’re safe with the idea that the shampoo contains oxygen in some form – just not elemental oxygen.

But, ok, if I had to pick something… there is an interesting ingredient called ‘guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride‘ in there. If that is the one that inspired them, I can see why they went with Oxyfusion Technology – guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride hardly trips off the tongue.

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Table sugar (sucrose) – perhaps we should wash our hair with this?

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Guar gum – check your salad dressing. Another conditioning alternative perhaps?

I’ve picked that one out of the list partly because it has ‘hydroxy’ in its name. Now in reality, that just means it contains an -OH group or several. This isn’t anything particularly special, table sugar has eight of ’em. Guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride comes from guar gum, which in turn is made from guar beans. Guar gum is a food additive that’s used to thicken foods, and it turns up all over the place (check your salad dressing or ice cream).

Guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride has been shown to have conditioning properties, which explains its inclusion in shampoo (this is my other reason for picking it out). It probably does leave your hair feeling nice and soft. And it does have several -OH groups, so it arguably sort of works with the ‘conditioning ingredients fused with oxygen’ claim. In the sense that it has oxygen atoms chemically bonded to it. As does, you know, water.

There’s no way that it releases oxygen though. Now in fairness to Dove, that claim isn’t actually made explicitly anywhere, although the lovely bubbly imagery does its damnedest to imply it.

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Bad hair day?

And here’s the thing: even if you could, would you want to routinely use a product that releases oxygen directly onto your skin or hair? Given that oxygen is an oxidising agent, and is likely to cause cell damage in high concentrations? Just bear in mind what happens to hair that’s exposed to too much hydrogen peroxide.

And don’t even get me started on the dozens and dozens of moisturisers that claim to do the same. Really? Straight into your skin? There are even some products that claim to do both at once, which frankly is jolly clever. In the Doctor Who sense of clever. I.e. fictional.

But what I want to know is this: after years of anti-oxidant this, and anti-oxidant that, how have we managed to go in exactly the opposite direction without consumers saying ‘er, hang on a minute, surely this has to be a load of old boswelox?’

Ingredients in Dove Oxygen & Moisture Shampoo:
Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Citric Acid, Dimethiconol, Disodium EDTA, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Laureth-23, Parfum, PPG-12, TEA-Dodecylbenzenesulfonate, TES-Sulfate, DMDM Hydantoin, Sodium Benzoate, Amyl Cinnamal, Benzyl Alcohol, Benzyl Salicylate, Butylphenyl Methylpropional, Hexyl Cinnamal, Limonene, Linalool, CI 17200, CI 42090.

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Liquid calcium? Why words really matter in chemistry

dl-265_1zI happened to see an advert for Arm & Hammer toothpaste on TV a couple of days ago, in which they cheerfully proclaimed that it contained “liquid calcium”.

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Calcium, on the left. With the metals.

This brought me up short.  First thing: calcium is a metal.  Now, as a famous British movie star might say (or perhaps might not say), “not many people know that”.  Ask a roomful of people if calcium is a metal and most of them will tell you it’s not.   I’ve even heard students who know what the periodic table is and what the position of elements within it means, and who can see calcium right there on the left hand side, express their doubts.  Everyone associates calcium with bones and teeth, possibly rocks at a push.  No one (other than chemists of course) hears ‘calcium’ and thinks of a silvery-grey metal.

But that is indeed what it is.  It is a metal, and although its melting point isn’t huge in the grand scheme of metals, it’s still a fairly substantial 842 oC.  The temperature in your bathroom is probably in the region of 20 oC.  In fact your kitchen oven probably only goes up to about 240 oC, so the melting point of calcium is some 600 oC hotter than the hottest setting on your oven.

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Calcium and water: what you can’t see is how hot this sucker is going to get.

Temperature problems aside, pure calcium is also highly reactive.  Drop some in water and you’ll see a lot of violent bubbling followed by the solution turning white as a corrosive calcium hydroxide solution forms.  The bubbling is due to flammable, potentially explosive, hydrogen gas.  Oh, and it will get really, really hot too – this is what chemists call an exothermic reaction.  I for one will confess to once (many, many years ago, of course) dropping a red-hot boiling tube into which I’d popped just a little too much calcium metal.  After it had also bubbled up and covered my hand with the aforementioned calcium hydroxide.  Ooopsie.  (Fear not, my hand survived unscathed, after the application of copious amounts of cold water – the go-to cure for most chemical exposures).

So, at the risk of stating the obvious, there’s no liquid calcium in Arm & Hammer toothpaste.  And a jolly good thing too.

What is there?  At this point I should probably point out that Arm & Hammer are quite careful, in their literature and on their packaging, to always put a little ™ by “Liquid Calcium”.  A quick glance at their website clarifies that they’re talking something called “Liquid Calcium ™ Technology” which refers to an ingredient that contains “up to 8 times more calcium and phosphate ions than the amount found in saliva so it is able to replenish ion content in your mouth and subsequently re-mineralise and protect your teeth more efficiently.”

Ah, now we get to the truth of the matter.  It’s not liquid calcium, but calcium ions in solution.

Does this matter?  Am I being unnecessarily pedantic?  Liquid/solution, calcium metal/calcium ions, what’s the difference?

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When an extra O really matters.

Well, the thing is, chemists are pedantic.  See, in chemistry, it genuinely could be a matter of life and death.  Ethanol, for example, is ‘drinking’ alcohol.  It’s the stuff in beer, and wine, and strawberry daiquiris.  It may not be exactly healthy, but most adults can consume some fairly safely.  Ethanal, on the other hand, is a toxic and probably carcinogenic substance that’s mainly used industrially as a starting point to make other chemicals.

To pick another example, chlorine is a highly toxic gas that’s been used in chemical warfare; chloride ions are found in salt and are consumed perfectly safely every day.  The difference between ions (atoms or molecules which have become charged due to the gain, or loss, of electrons) and atoms is really quite critical in chemistry, and in life in general.

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Potassium reacting with water – pretty!

‘Everybody’ knows that bananas contain lots of potassium.  But potassium is another highly-reactive metal.  In fact it’s even more reactive than calcium.  Potassium explodes with a rather beautiful lilac flame in contact with water.  It’s pretty to watch, but you wouldn’t want it in your mouth.  Actually bananas contain potassium ions (and just to really mess with everything you thought you knew, not even that much compared to lots of other foods).

Back to the dubious labelling again, It’s interesting that Arm & Hammer have chosen to say “fluoride” – which specifically, and correctly, refers to fluoride ions – and not “liquid fluorine”.  I mean surely, in the spirit of consistency, it should be liquid fluorine and liquid calcium (argh!), or fluoride ions and calcium ions.

The word liquid has a specific meaning in chemistry.  It means a pure element or compound in its molten state.  Pure water at room temperature is a liquid.  So is ethanol, and mercury, and bromine (interestingly these last two are the only chemical elements which are liquids at room temperature).  Ethanol dissolved in water, as it is in strawberry daiquiris (more or less), isn’t a liquid.  It’s a solution.  This matters.  Liquid ethanol is pure ethanol.  Drink that and you’re looking serious alcohol poisoning in the face, and it’s about to wallop you for looking at it funny.

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An Arm & Hammer chemist?

Saying, or even implying, that calcium ions in solution is ‘liquid calcium’ is like saying that seawater is liquid sodium (sodium is another highly reactive metal – orange flame this time).  It’s just nonsense.  Ok, it’s probably not going to cause anyone any actual harm, but that’s not the point.  It’s completely factually inaccurate.  I am absolutely certain that the chemists working for Arm & Hammer wanted to tear their hair out when the advertising company came up with this name for the formulation they’d spent (probably) years slaving over.  And I expect they were essentially told to shut up about it, the vast majority of our customers won’t know the difference.

And sadly this may be true.  But it shouldn’t be.  Would Arm & Hammer care if their boxes were labelled ‘tothpast’ instead of toothpaste?  I bet they’d be bothered if the boxes were priced at £250 instead of £2.50.  Why fuss over spelling and numbers but be careless over scientific literacy?  Either precision matters or it doesn’t.

Perhaps it’s time scientists starting making as much noise about this kind of thing as people who complain about stray apostrophes or the misuse of the word disinterest.  You never know, it might help levels of scientific understanding.

Mind you, perhaps the author of a blog called The Chronicle Flask shouldn’t throw stones…

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After I wrote this post I tweeted something referring to “liquid phosphorous”.  It was pointed out to me, quite rightly, that I meant “liquid phosphorus”.  Phosphorus is the noun – the name of the chemical element – and phosphorous is an adjective.  As in, “phosphorous fertiliser”.  I confess I was a bit hazy on that one until made to check, which is ironic really. Consider me sent to the back of the class 😉